• roachpatrol:


    The level.

    i’m very angry and very impressed

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  • isabelthespy:


    the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

    wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

    (via superdoctorstarkidpotterlock)

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  • graysongraves:



    stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

    stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

    stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

    disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

    I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

    "Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

    "Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"


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  • baroquen-sol:




    What the hell did I just watch? 

    It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

    Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

    I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

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  • bombing:

    attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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  • My friend took tae kwon do

    I think her favorite hobby is trying to kill me while explaining it

  • schmergo:

    I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something.

    Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it…

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